As I often do, I was craving a certain kind of food. Not so much specific, but everything from one genre; Chinese food (or what Americans consider Chinese food). Ideally I wanted to splurge on a buffet, but I knew that immediately afterward I would experience the post-buffet regret. In order to satisfy my wallet and my stomach, I needed to get creative. I was already starving, so I needed something fast before the beast within took over and made bad judgments. This is the result. This was very satisfying and while it could feed two people, I topped them with some sriracha (or cock sauce as I like to call it) and ate all of them by myself. Don't judge, just do it yourself, Supreme Beings!
Here's some pictures of real Chinese food from my trip to China.